About this Cat confusion

Posted on October 6, 2016 by Winston

Some readers have told me they are confused about my Cat. They say I talk about Cat all the time but how can a Cat own a Hattie? And didn’t I say Smudge went to the Bridge? If I cared what anyone thought, I’d apologize for the confusion. My Cat is a HOOOMAN. She just is named Cat. Mom is so smart, I am sure there is just some amazing reason she named my wonderful Cat after one of those horrible felines. I bet I wouldn’t understand it though.

Anyways, I only bring this up because my Cat is coming tonight. She is the best and completely awesome! Dad said she is bring Hattie Mae but he told me not to worry, that he would keep the puppies outside in the yard all weekend. ALL WEEKEND? What the heck is going on here? My life has way too many puppies in it. I’m a middle-aged adult hound and I like my peace and quiet and one thing I am darn sure of, there is no peace and no quiet when Hattie Mae Hoovier comes to town!

Durn it. I’m using exclamation points like I’m Marigold now. Can you catch puppy?

Anyway, back to the good news. Cat is Coming! Yay!

The Win Man!

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Crunchy Cheese

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Winston

I love cheese. I love all food, but cheese is extra awesome.

Sometimes Dad or Mom give me crunchy cheese. That is not as awesome, but still. Cheese!

Marigold does not like crunchy cheese and always spits it out. I wish Dad would let me have it. He always unrolls it and makes Marigold eat the crunchy part and then the cheese. I think he should give me the cheese. I mean, he usually does, but more cheese is more better.

Chester McWinman!

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Hooman Puppies?

Posted on September 16, 2016 by Winston

What’s all this about hooman puppies? Last night Dad was building some sort of weird thing with wheels and grumping at it. Kind of like when I’m with Marigold.

But he and Mom kept talking about Marin and a hooman puppy. Did they mean Marigold? She can’t have hooman puppies. I suspect it may be Tiffany is having one. I love Tiffany so much. She’s awesome and she always brings my buddy Keegan. Of course, lately she has that Hank dog around a lot, but nobody’s perfect. Still, Tiffany is the best.

Hooman puppies are wonderful. They like to play without jumping all over you like stupid dog puppies. Especially if they come from Tiffany. I think Dad and Mom are excited. I am too!

Also, is it wrong to love ice cream? Because if it is, I don’t want to be right.

Uncle Win Man!

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Birthday’s Are The Best!

Posted on September 6, 2016 by Marigold

Hi!  It’s Me!  Marigold! Mom had a birthday this weekend and I got a present!  All my buddies came to play!  Hank and Hattie were here AT THE SAME TIME!  Does it get more awesome than that!?!  And they brought all their peoples too!

I didn’t feel well at first, but I went for a ride with Dad to a place and I got a lot of cheese and felt much better!

Here is me with the Hanktastic Honorary Hound! (Hank is a Lab but he does not need to know that!)

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Here is me with Hattie napping together because we played so hard!

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Here is me being sad!  Hattie was leaving! Hank had already gone home but then he came back!  How awesome is that?!?!?!!!!  There is a picture of the legendary Blondie on the wall!  Winston says she was the best Mama dog ever!

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And here is the Winston club!  Winnie says I can’t join but I bet I can!  He should have played with us!  We had so much fun!

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What a GREAT weekend!  Y’all come back now ya hear?!!!!

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Uh Oh.

Posted on September 3, 2016 by Winston

Apparently an invasion is coming.  Mom’s having a birthday and she says Crazy Hattie AND Hank the Christmas Interloper are coming. Surely that can’t be her birthday present?  I mean, that’s a disaster!  And Marigold is not feeling well – she had to go to the vet today and is all sleepy. They can’t expect me to step in and entertain PUPPIES can they?  I mean, how horrible would that be?  It’s bad enough when there is one puppy here and Marigold has to keep them busy and away from me.

Update.  Whew!  Dad said all the puppies are going to prison and I am going to stay home and guard the house and people.  THAT is a birthday present to ME!  See how great my Mom is?  It’s her birthday and she is bringing Tiffany and Keegan and Cat and Winston to visit with JUST ME.

Happy Birthday to Mom!  Now…about that cake…

The Win Man!

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Another weird week

Posted on September 2, 2016 by Winston

Where does Mom keep going?  I mean, I like Dad okay but Mom is the best and she has been gone for months!  Well, it seems like months.  Mom really makes things nice.  Dad says she is coming back today but I think she left us.  If she shows up, I am going to give her a good barking to! I can’t stand much more time in Dad’s office and that round food. Well, I can stand more food.  Who am I kidding?

I mean, look how sad and forlorn I look?

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Hurry Mom!  The Win Man needs you!

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Raging Waters

Posted on August 20, 2016 by Winston

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So today it rained really hard and I was trapped in Dad’s office. I mean, there was a river that was miles wide and who knows how deep? Do you see that terrifying, raging torrent in the picture?  I just don’t like my paws to get wet.  Dad didn’t seem to care, he kept going back and forth to the house and leaving me outside with the door open so I had to stare at the impossible to cross flood!  How cruel!  Maybe Dad walks on water?  Mom doesn’t seem to think so.  Anyway, it stopped raining eventually and the horrible water dried up.  I still thought it was too dangerous, but Dad pulled me across the river and into the house and thankfully we were all safe and all was well.  I need to be careful not to get trapped by the raging waters again.  Winnie does not like to be wet.

The Win Man!

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I forgot to tell you!

Posted on August 15, 2016 by Winston

My Cat loves me so much she went out and found a hooman named Winston when she can’t be around me! He came to visit us for Christmas.  I like him.  I like him a lot.  I mean, how could you not like someone with such a great name?  And he clearly feels the same about me.  We’re going to start a Winston club.  And no, you can’t join.

Of course, apparently she missed me so much she also got that crazy puppy Hattie.  But nobody’s perfect.

The Win Man!

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The Christmas Interloper is BACK!

Posted on August 6, 2016 by Winston

So the big dog that came at Christmas has returned but this time I have chased him out of the house and bedroom. Well, barked at him until Dad made him go outside and then sleep downstairs. Dad stayed downstairs with the interloper but Mom did not let me sleep on the bed. I think I deserve some reward for putting up with him. Mom says he is my nephew but it makes my brain hurt trying to figure that out. I think Tiffany should love me so much she doesn’t need another dog. Anyway, my traitorous puppy is playing with him like there is no tomorrow but they are banished to the yard and I have the house to myself. So let it be written!

The Win Man!

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Weird Week

Posted on July 30, 2016 by Winston

So it’s been a very strange week. Dad has been home a lot all week and Mom has been gone so long that I think she forgot me.  How can you forget me? I’m amazing!

I don’t like that very much, although I’ve gotten to spend a lot of time with Dad in his office, which is not as nice as my couch. And there’s been a lot of that round food he likes.  Dad doesn’t usually share food but he always shares the round food. He said Mom will be back today but I don’t know if I believe him him. He does seem to be doing a lot of the things Mom usually does, so maybe he’s telling the truth. Usually he’s not allowed to do laundry! We will see.  Hmmm…

The Win Man!

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