What’s all this about hooman puppies? Last night Dad was building some sort of weird thing with wheels and grumping at it. Kind of like when I’m with Marigold.
But he and Mom kept talking about Marin and a hooman puppy. Did they mean Marigold? She can’t have hooman puppies. I suspect it may be Tiffany is having one. I love Tiffany so much. She’s awesome and she always brings my buddy Keegan. Of course, lately she has that Hank dog around a lot, but nobody’s perfect. Still, Tiffany is the best.
Hooman puppies are wonderful. They like to play without jumping all over you like stupid dog puppies. Especially if they come from Tiffany. I think Dad and Mom are excited. I am too!
Also, is it wrong to love ice cream? Because if it is, I don’t want to be right.
Uncle Win Man!