Your Host on a proper couch.
So Mom and Dad took us for a ride to prison on Sunday. Marigold loves it, and I have to admit that since they bought a couch for us to watch TV on, it isn’t all that different from home. But still.
So a few days later, Mom came and got us, but Dad wasn’t there. We looked all over the house but he wasn’t even in his Casita. Winston is not pleased. Normally Mom goes places but Dad stays home with us. Or they both go and both come back. A long time ago Dad used to go away a lot, but that stopped and Winston approved.
If Dad doesn’t come home soon, I’m going to be very annoyed. Unless I get to sleep on his spot on the bed. Then he can move out for all I care. If I get to sleep next to Mom all the time, that would be awesome.
Now, who do I talk to about getting the ice cream I missed while I was in prison?
The ex-con Win Man!