My Cat loves me so much she went out and found a hooman named Winston when she can’t be around me! He came to visit us for Christmas. I like him. I like him a lot. I mean, how could you not like someone with such a great name? And he clearly feels the same about me. We’re going to start a Winston club. And no, you can’t join.
Of course, apparently she missed me so much she also got that crazy puppy Hattie. But nobody’s perfect.
The Win Man!