Yesterday was such a weird day. Mom got up with Dad and they left together very early. This is never a good thing but usually when it happens there are those rolling boxes that might smash out tails! Then, usually only one comes back!
There were no boxes, but only Mom came back. So Winston and I were very confused. I sat by the door and waited, but Dad never came home.
Then, around the time we usually go out for our afternoon duty of sniffing the woods, Mom said we were going to get in the car and go get Dad! We love rides! And we got Dad!
Stupid Winston would not get out of my way so I could say hi. He acts like he is lord of the armrest in the car. Dad was nice and tried to reach me but Winston is just too big and then, on the way home, Winston started whining and then ruined everything because he just started peeing all over the back of the car! Mom said we could never go again to get Dad. I’m so annoyed with him!
And then they ate pizza and didn’t give us anything! I didn’t do anything wrong. Did I?
hey…there goes the cat…