{"id":81,"date":"2015-12-24T04:07:41","date_gmt":"2015-12-24T04:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2016-09-05T23:43:13","modified_gmt":"2016-09-05T23:43:13","slug":"christmas-interloper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Interloper"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m upstairs snug in my bed. \u00a0But that isn’t a good thing. \u00a0It seems there is an interloper downstairs and I have been banished in my own house. \u00a0For some reason a man isn’t allowed to growl and snarl and bark when someone invades his house. \u00a0I can bark 120 times a minute when I want to and I may have done more than that tonight from my perch at the top of the stairs<\/p>\n

My favorite people have let me down and brought another puppy into my house! \u00a0I just got used to my puppy and now there is another one! \u00a0It really is raining puppies around here and I am not pleased.<\/p>\n

Dad said I was actually lucky that I didn’t end up in jail this weekend. \u00a0He said he will spend a lot of time with me which sounds great but still, I want to be downstairs on my couch next to Mom and growling at my turncoat puppy.<\/p>\n

The Win Man! \u00a0Growl! Bark!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m upstairs snug in my bed. \u00a0But that isn’t a good thing. \u00a0It seems there is an interloper downstairs and I have been banished in my own house. \u00a0For some reason a man isn’t allowed to growl and snarl and … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[13,15],"tags":[47,48,45,60,7,57,20,68,73,23,6,71,69,72,70],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Ba4u-1j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/82"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}