{"id":226,"date":"2018-05-01T18:42:52","date_gmt":"2018-05-01T18:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=226"},"modified":"2018-05-02T00:42:17","modified_gmt":"2018-05-02T00:42:17","slug":"eleventy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=226","title":{"rendered":"Eleventy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently, today I am eleventy.<\/p>\n<p>It has been a wild year. My Cat got married to her hooman Winston and now the Winston club is permanent! That&#8217;s kind of a birthday present for him, but it&#8217;s my birthday, so what do I get? \u00a0The whole year, that&#8217;s really all Mom and Dad have talked about except for Marin.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_232\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Man-and-Wife.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-232\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-232\" src=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Man-and-Wife-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Man-and-Wife-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Man-and-Wife-768x509.jpg 768w, http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Man-and-Wife.jpg 920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-232\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cat makes the Winston Club official!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Also, Mom and Dad say I have been in the family for ten whole years today. I remember when they came and got me and Clementine&#8230;we had been at various houses and offices or something for a while after I freed us from the empty house. Well, I mean, when I alerted everyone to the need to come and let us out. \u00a0And we rode in the back of a giant car and so did Dad. I think Mom was upset that she didn&#8217;t get to sit in the back and play with us and who could blame her?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, again, a gift I give my family for being around so long. What&#8217;s in it for me? \u00a0Bacon seems like it would be a good present.<\/p>\n<p>I miss Clem still. Very much. So do Mom and Dad. Their voices become sad when they talk about her. But then they start to laugh and tell Clemmie stories. I would laugh too if I could after I was done crying which I also can&#8217;t do and wouldn&#8217;t for anyone but Clem.<\/p>\n<p>Marigold has slowly become sort of tolerable. I can&#8217;t believe I have been putting up with her for three years. We just had two weeks of the Hattie monster visiting, so suddenly Marigold doesn&#8217;t seem too bad.<\/p>\n<p>We also have had a lot of Marin visits this last year. Those have been awesome. And she smells so sweet. Here is a picture of us hanging out together. You can tell she loves me. \u00a0And I mean, really, can you blame her?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_229\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/IMG_0288.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-229\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-229 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/IMG_0288-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/IMG_0288-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/IMG_0288-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-229\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Marin loves me just like you!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Okay, I&#8217;m off to discover what nice things Mom is going to do for me for my birthday. \u00a0You&#8217;re welcome for getting to know me!<\/p>\n<p>The Win Man!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently, today I am eleventy. It has been a wild year. My Cat got married to her hooman Winston and now the Winston club is permanent! 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