{"id":214,"date":"2017-10-11T19:27:21","date_gmt":"2017-10-11T19:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=214"},"modified":"2017-10-11T19:44:19","modified_gmt":"2017-10-11T19:44:19","slug":"more-spa-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"More Spa Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_219\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/201721011-Winston-on-the-Couch.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-219\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-219\" src=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/201721011-Winston-on-the-Couch-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/201721011-Winston-on-the-Couch-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/northshtories.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/201721011-Winston-on-the-Couch-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-219\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Your Host on a proper couch.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>So Mom and Dad took us for a ride to prison on Sunday. Marigold loves it, and I have to admit that since they bought a couch for us to watch TV on, it isn&#8217;t all that different from home. But still.<\/p>\n<p>So a few days later, Mom came and got us, but Dad wasn&#8217;t there. We looked all over the house but he wasn&#8217;t even in his Casita. Winston is not pleased. Normally Mom goes places but Dad stays home with us. Or they both go and both come back. A long time ago Dad used to go away a lot, but that stopped and Winston approved.<\/p>\n<p>If Dad doesn&#8217;t come home soon, I&#8217;m going to be very annoyed. Unless I get to sleep on his spot on the bed. Then he can move out for all I care. If I get to sleep next to Mom all the time, that would be awesome.<\/p>\n<p>Now, who do I talk to about getting the ice cream I missed while I was in prison?<\/p>\n<p>The ex-con Win Man!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Mom and Dad took us for a ride to prison on Sunday. Marigold loves it, and I have to admit that since they bought a couch for us to watch TV on, it isn&#8217;t all that different from home. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=214\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[48,211,60,7,180,23,6,24,221],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Ba4u-3s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":221,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions\/221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}