{"id":201,"date":"2017-07-04T02:24:28","date_gmt":"2017-07-04T02:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=201"},"modified":"2017-10-29T23:13:04","modified_gmt":"2017-10-29T23:13:04","slug":"back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So. Been a pretty busy year so far. My hoomans said there is no such thing as &#8220;down time&#8221; whatever that is. I like laying down a lot but Dad says I have no sense of time or something. Who listens to that sort of negativity anyway?<\/p>\n<p>This has been the year of Marin. All my people seem to talk about is my wonderful niece. She is growing up nicely but she isn&#8217;t able to do much yet except sit and be licked. Which is fine. She tastes like cookies or something. So sweet.<\/p>\n<p>I also had my 10th birthday. Apparently that makes me pretty old in hooman years but I can still keep up with the silly puppy. You know, when I want to. For several minutes at a time.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve had too much jail time this year. Marigold buys into the whole &#8220;spa&#8221; line but I&#8217;m wise to it. Of course, I think the hoomans are sneaking off to see Marin and not taking me with them. Winston does not approve.<\/p>\n<p>Mom and Dad said there was a movie about me a few months ago but they said it wasn&#8217;t very good. I mean, how can you make a movie about Winston and not have me star in it? I don&#8217;t know who played me but there is no way he was as good as me.<\/p>\n<p>In other exciting Winston news, the Winston club is becoming permanent! My Cat decided that it was such a good name that she is marrying her hooman Winston! Can you believe it? TWO Winstons in one family? It&#8217;s just too awesome to believe.<\/p>\n<p>Okay that is enough Winston for all of you for now. Don&#8217;t want to spoil you or anything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So. Been a pretty busy year so far. My hoomans said there is no such thing as &#8220;down time&#8221; whatever that is. I like laying down a lot but Dad says I have no sense of time or something. Who &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=201\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1Ba4u-back","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":204,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions\/204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}