{"id":132,"date":"2016-09-03T18:34:20","date_gmt":"2016-09-03T18:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2016-09-05T19:36:23","modified_gmt":"2016-09-05T19:36:23","slug":"uh-oh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Uh Oh."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently an invasion is coming. \u00a0Mom&#8217;s having a birthday and she says Crazy Hattie AND Hank the Christmas Interloper are coming. Surely that can&#8217;t be her birthday present? \u00a0I mean, that&#8217;s a disaster! \u00a0And Marigold is not feeling well &#8211; she had to go to the vet today and is all sleepy. They can&#8217;t expect me to step in and entertain PUPPIES can they? \u00a0I mean, how horrible would that be? \u00a0It&#8217;s bad enough when there is one puppy here and Marigold has to keep them busy and away from me.<\/p>\n<p>Update. \u00a0Whew! \u00a0Dad said all the puppies are going to prison and I am going to stay home and guard the house and people. \u00a0THAT is a birthday present to ME! \u00a0See how great my Mom is? \u00a0It&#8217;s her birthday and she is bringing Tiffany and Keegan and Cat and Winston to visit with JUST ME.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Birthday to Mom! \u00a0Now&#8230;about that cake&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Win Man!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently an invasion is coming. \u00a0Mom&#8217;s having a birthday and she says Crazy Hattie AND Hank the Christmas Interloper are coming. Surely that can&#8217;t be her birthday present? \u00a0I mean, that&#8217;s a disaster! \u00a0And Marigold is not feeling well &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/?p=132\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[21,29,27,7,20,19,28,22,26,23,6,24,11,25],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Ba4u-28","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":145,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions\/145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/northshtories.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}